i_simp_for_woman

y'all know I can see the names of the playlists y'all are adding my fic to right??  lol

i_simp_for_woman

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YALL I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT IM Y/N I FUCKING AM. ITS ME.
          
          I WENT TO A HAUNTED HOUSE RIGHT? AND AS THEY ARE EXPLAINING THE RULES TIHS REALLY PRETTY GOTH GIRL WITH SKULL FACE PAINT CAME UP TO ME AS MY BACK WAS AGAINST A WALL AND LIKE GOT IN MY FACE, SMILED AND THEN FIXED MY NECKLACE. HER FACE WAS NOT EVEN AN INCH AWAY FROM MINE. 
          
          So we get in the haunted house and people are scaring my friends and im just laughing while making conversations with the actors yk. And this one rlly hot zombie scare actor is following us and me, being at the back of the group, starts talking to him. She had a bunch of piercings so he was prob goth in the day time. But he started talking to me about piercings (I have face piercings lol) and thats how I talked to a hot zombie about piercings. 
          
          Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
          
          

ASleepyDream

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i_simp_for_woman

God i love women 

0hyuumi

i simp for woman too 
          woman are great 

0hyuumi

agonyy </33
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i_simp_for_woman

@_thats__peachy_ ikd but it's only on here and in private chat lmao 
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0hyuumi

that’s so depressing, why’d wattpad restrict some emojis?? 
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