iamaclownandahalf

My brain keeps playing kiss the go-goat by ghost. I was just reading and in the back of my mind I was like “kiss the goat, Ahhhhh, kiss, kiss, kiss the go-goat”

iamaclownandahalf

I cannot understand why Wattpad is like this. I’m reading the most toe curling, sheet clinging smut and I write a comment that uses the word betch (it’s censored bc idk wtf is happening) and there like “nah mate *this comment has been reported and it’s under review*” 

JuiceBoxVash

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@iamaclownandahalf Shit if that's so imma get banned fr 
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iamaclownandahalf

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The moment you realise that life doesn't revolve around you. That other people have stories, may be tragic or may be "normal", they still exist and you are nothing but a speck in a pile of sand. So no, i do not give a fuck about your weekend trip susan.