Well, as you may or may not know, i am basically awesome. But you can call be Edith. I used to have this jerk of a friend Gweniviere, but then she did something to my brother, stole something from me, and even tried to KILL ME. It's a long story. No, actually it only takes about 10 minutes, if that . . . . But deep down, I still feel our old connection. It has to do with . . . ..  brownies. 





Anyway, most of my work is from my most recent traumatic experience. My great uncle John JJ Schmidt recently passed. We were very close, and it was very hard for me to go through. Thankfully, my great grandfather, J. Jacob J. Schmidt, was there to help me. Of course, he was able to switch his name back to the one on his birth certificate. They are-were- twins and when their parents named them, they were drunk. So, they were both given the same name. They were teased, and whenever they went ANYWHERE, people SHOUTED at them. Finally, my great grandfather was finally able to legally change his name. My great uncle and great grandfather(I call him GeeGawWee) were practically inseperable, because their parents died in a car crash while coming home from the hospital. Because my great uncle and I were so cruelly seperated, this was when I wrote most of my work, as I told you earlier. The pain of our seperation was great, but the great suffering I endured greatly hlped my creative juices to flow. 





I hope you like my work, I have spent many hours on them. PLease don't judge me or be a hater. Nobody likes a skeptic. Oh, I have gotten emails from people (HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET MY EMAIL ADDRESS?????!?!??!!??!?!?!) asking me why my profiule picture is a unicorn. The truth is, you shouldn't make fun of me. My greta uncle used to tell me a story about how everyone is really a unicorn inside. He made it up when he was younger, and he told my great grandfather and mom the same story when they were young. I will try to post it later. 



So, Great Uncle JJ, this is for you.