iammostlikelyawesome

@ibelongtoyou4, i cannot express with words how you've made my day so. *sniff sniff

ibelongtoyou4

          Ah...it's...a temporary setback
          It's a momentary lapse
          But conviently my ego doesn't bruise
          And the moment that I get back I will show them who's the boss
          You can bet your bullion there'll be no "I do's"
          Yes suppose the girl goes missing
          And the king says "au revoir"
          Then I find her
          Bring her back and make the news
          Then the queen will be so grateful
          That she'll pledge the heir to moi
          And I'll humbly tell her
          "How can I refuse?"
          
          When our ceremony's over
          I'll arise and take the throne
          And that nitwit Anneliese can kiss my shoes
          For the kingdom and the castle will be mine and mine alone
          If the crown should fit then how can I refuse?
          
          ALL: So get ready with the roses and stand by with the champagne
          When you've got a brilliant plan you never lose
          Yes before the chapter closes
          I'll be as big as Charlemagne
          It's a thankless job but how can I refuse
          How can I refuse?

ibelongtoyou4

I now present to you, the greatest song of all time…
          
          PREMINGER:
          I've been bowing
          I've been scraping
          I've been lying like a rug
          And for ten long years I've had to pay my dues
          But today I am escaping
          For the last gold has been dug
          It was waiting there, so how could I refuse?
          
          
          I'm returning home a hero
          Who's discovered mighty wealth
          And what better husband could a princess choose?
          I'm the suitor who will suit her
          Bring the kingdom back to health
          And I'll wear the crown, for how could I refuse?
          
          Raise every glass
          And rouse every cheer!
          Praise that the reign of Preminger is here!
          Master in charge of all that I see
          All hail me!
          
          And by marrying the princess I get all that I desire
          Like a moat
          An ermine coat
          And palace views
          
          Even though she treats me coldly
          It's a sign of inner fire
          For inside she's thinking
          "How can I refuse?"
          
          Nick:
          Right, except there’s one little problem, boss.
          
          PREMINGER:
          That’s Prince Boss to you!
          
          Nick:
          Right, the queen decided to marry off the princess to the king of Bahsena.
          
          PREMINGER:
          What?! Making a decision without me?! Who does she think she is?
          
          Nack:
          Uh, the Queen?
          
          PREMINGER:
          You simpering simpleton!
          
          Nack:
          Well, she is the Queen. She’s got a crown and a scepter and sits in her big fancy chair...
          
          PREMINGER:
          Silencio!
          
          No! I won’t let go!
          This peasant son won’t turn and run because some reckless royal chose another beau
          

ibelongtoyou4

HELLO THERE JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
          
          
          
          
          I just wanted to say, that I think you should write another story. You're stories are just so beautiful and moving. Everything you post I just.... I can't even explain it. Your Great Uncle JJ would be so prouda you :').