Ian Rushworth was created way back in the sands of time or as it's commonly known 1974 to two fantastical beings, George and June.

Ian was raised in the deepest, darkest slums of East Hull and was educated, if you can call it an education, in the same slums.

It was during said "education" that Ian discovered that he didn't have a sporting bone in his entire body and instead turned his attention to creative writing and drama. Unfortunately this had the knock on effect of turning his success with the opposite sex to virtual non-existence!

Today Ian still resides in the East Hull slums with a woman who was either blind or insane enough to accept him as her husband and the two youngest of their three sons.