religious alfur

hi

@Rat_who_likes_smut yes

yo alfur how does one meet the mighty
          by mighty i mean how do you get to wendys :/

Diamond Sword to Major Steve
          Diamond Sword to Major Steve
          Take your speed potion and put your diamond helmet on
          Diamond Sword to Major Steve
          Closing my Minecraft doors
          Chests are empty
          Check your pickaxe, and may Notch love be with you
          This is Diamond Sword to Major Steve
          You're gonna find diamonds
          And the creepers wanna know if you have much armor
          Now it's time to dig straight down if you dare
          This is Major Steve to Diamond Pickaxe
          I'm mining some obsidian
          And it's taking very long,
          Why does it have to?
          And tonight lapis doesn't look like diamonds
          From here I have sixteen torches left
          No more coal
          The mines are getting darker and there's nothing I can do
          Thought I've mined almost one hundred diamonds,
          I'm getting very low on health
          And I think my Diamond Pickaxe is about to break
          Please tell Notch I love him very much
          Diamond Sword to Major Steve
          Your sword just broke, there's creepers near
          Can I fight 'till I decease?
          Can I fight 'till I decease?
          Can I fight 'till I decease?
          Can I fight all these creepers?
          Here's a way out
          I see some grass
          The mine is getting lighter,
          And I'm almost getting through
          
          - Mine Oddity lyrics

why the fuck are my books such high rankings

“Religious alfur”
          
          *confused gay screaming*

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