Well hello there fellow wattpad chums! I come from a fizz-gogglingly spiffing little place called england. 

I'm so socially awkward I should be a snail, and I have super human powers. Seriously, my friends call me the hulk. 

What I say is true, I like pineapples, LOVE pineapples, but not as much as I love Carl, the sparkly rainbow ninja unicorn from the garden of mishapen truths. word.
 
I'm too shy to PM new people myself, but feel free to if you like :P