" oh don't worry ,  i don't do that stupid shit ! " 

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 ( how does he still have his job ? ) 

   ᴀ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅʟʏ ᴄʜɪʟᴅɪsʜ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ
ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴏᴡɴ
ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀɪᴛʏ .  ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏᴇsɴᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ
ʜɪs ᴊᴏʙ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ,  ᴡʜɪᴄʜ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs
ᴄᴀᴜsᴇs ᴀ ғᴇᴡ ᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟs ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜsᴛ. . .  
ᴅɪsᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏʟɪᴄᴇs ᴄᴀʀᴇғᴜʟ ᴇʏᴇ .


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" i'm the best detective around !  no one gets past me ! "