evilfurs
You don't seem like a very good cop~
illegalcops
missingreports
how are you not fired or at least have your badge taken from you ?
missingreports
@illegalcops ︴⑇ you see I’m not a detective . I’m a cop and you sir are clearly very much too lazy to see that you aren’t a good detective . It’s called the blind affect . You’ve been being lazy for so long that now it seems totally normal .
illegalcops
✎ / @missingreports you see , it's something called ' being a good detective ' ! you should try it sometime !
illegalcops
// imma pass out some one - liners in a few seconds so if anyone wants one hmu –
illegalcops
✎ / @psyelestial * a scratch to the messily shaved facial hair present on his chin as the first response to the others offer * hm. . . maaaaybe . * dragging out his words childishly , the detective gave a small smile * i'm not payin' though !
illegalcops
✎ / @psyelestial well , i / guess / i can accept your apology. . . ' still not happy though !
illegalcops
✎ / @psyelestial dammit ! i was hoping it could last a little longer. . .