doyoungonlyfans

When I wake up in my room (room) 
          난 뭣도 없지 (뭣도 없지)
          해가 지고 난 후 (후) 비틀대며 걷지 
          다 만신창이로 취했어 취했어
          막 욕해 길에서 길에서
          나 맛이 갔지 미친놈 같지
          다 엉망진창, livin' like 삐이

illumisdickneedles

내 옆에 너 꼭 붙어 있어봐
            Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (ho!)
            내 작품의 주인공은 너니까
            Like a sticker, sticker, sticker (yeah)
            골 아픈 세상은 신경 꺼 (꺼)
            너와 나의 역사만 써 내려가 (hoo, hoo)
            사랑한단 말 말곤 아껴 둬
            내 말 맞다면 throw your hands up
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doyoungonlyfans

did you know i peed my pants in kindergarden and my pee trailed down the classroom ramp where the backpacks hung so like my pee got under some backpacks

illumisdickneedles

this message may be offensive
actually what the fuck 
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doyoungonlyfans

but this is a wattpad wall i’m confessing this on so it don’t even matter 
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doyoungonlyfans

emma what if one day i took a weird looking vitamin gummy and went to bed, and then the next day i morph into a big fcking rodent. after i turn into a rodent i bite the concrete walls and wires all the way to your household. i crawl my hairy smelly sticky body to your pantry and wait until you come home from school. plot twist, yoongi opens the pantry door. i look at him perplexed.. what was yoongi doing at my bsf’s house? suddenly yoongi picks me up as i’m just a smelly rodent and he throws me into the sink, about to turn the garbage disposal on me, you come home and witness him about to flick the switch, what would you do? 

illumisdickneedles

this message may be offensive
WHAT THE FUCK WHY HAVE I COME ON WATTPAD FOR THIS??? i would let him turn it on just cuz u have sent me this 
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doyoungonlyfans

why aren’t you answering don’t you literally live on this app ?? suspicious..

doyoungonlyfans

umm strengthening that vocabulary i guess 
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illumisdickneedles

i’m sorry i wasent answering cuz i was reading 
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illumisdickneedles

yes my screen time for it is 8 hours per day 
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doyoungonlyfans

me and yoongi had a civil conversation about you miss marie. we have discussed that you should not be walking around with a pink glittery dildo in your tootbag. remove it immediately.

illumisdickneedles

but i used it on yoongi he shouldn’t be talking smh
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