Holy sweet baby Jesus H. Christ... I have 30 followers. I swear I have not uploaded anything in years, but I'm cool with this. No, seriously - why are you following me? There is more or less nothing to follow... actually... Ok, I will give you something to follow. Please give me a bit of time so I may write a good story to dance all over your feels. ^-^ BE RIGHT BACK!!!
(But really? 30 followers...)