BROTHER.
          
          I'M COLLECTING PEOPLE WITH YOUR PFP LIKE POKEMON CARDS TO OVERTHROW THE U.S. GOVERNMENT.
          
          You should totally join.
          
          Also, if you're interested, check out my stories!
          
          We ride at dawn.

AO3 can in clutch. It’s amazing 

Why is there no fic where its lucious and narcissa malfoy in their hogwarts years with a third (oc or y/n) whos lowkey just there for a lovey dovey/platonic aspects of a relationship and who lowkey gets cucked. Like, why is there none of this??? I want a polycule. And hey! Throw in severus or regulus into the mix

Uhmmmm. Lowkey i dont like the fact i cant delete comments  because i made a rage baity comment that people keep on commenting on (i think i explained myself on it as well)

GUYS I HAVE LIKE 1.2K NOTIFICATIONS IM SCARED TO LOOK  IM ALSO SCARED TO OPEN MY TABS ON MY COMPUTER BECAUSE ITS LIKE A ZIP BOMB OF ILLUMI AND KILLUA FICS.  IM SCARED HELP ME.

Your pfp and banner are SO tuff >:33 !!!

My favorite part of going AFK for long periods of time is when I come back just to see my notifications and think “what was I on when I commented this?”

How do I have 31 followers.

I came back here to see 90 notifications. I was gone for a long time, but I'm just going to ignore that. And say people like my comments.

Sorry for being dead and all that.
          But good news
          I have spiderman and deadpool charms and so now I have spideypool