I am meme lord. Bow down bitches!!!
Give me your best pick up line
Or your best pun
Or both.
I have a shitty personality and a shitty sence of humor
I'm 5 foot nothing but I will fight you
Dis on any of my ships, Motherfucker I dare you
We have all heard of a flaming homosexual. But how a sizzling heterosexual. Or a steamy asexual. Or better yet, a frying pansexual.
Get it?
Frying pan?
Like me.
Shoot me.
child: @bisexual_unicorn
Best friends:
@Lucifers_walrus
@Destiel20
@rain_dragon
@somerandomfigure
Tol: @TheClosetDoorGuard
Smol: @hotchocolatephan
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