Frying Pan

Your pfp kills me 

I freaking love pick up lines so here:
          Are you from tennesse ? Cuz ur the only TEN I see!
          You're the kaneKEY to my heart!
          I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way*wink wonk nidge nudge*
          Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
          Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle!
          Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got FINE written all over you. 
          Kay', I think I'm gonna stop now lol

ur icon is rly hot

Po ta to

If you were words on a paper,
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          You'd be what I call fine print ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)

Are you candy? 
          Because you're so sweet you give me cavities ;) 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          please acknowledge my love

Would you mind reading my book "Blake" ?

*Has sudden obsession with shidge and klance*
          
          Help

Why do you all follow me? Why am I so likeable? What's wrong with all you?

Don't read a webcomic called killing stalking. Man this shit is so wrong on so many motherFUCKING LEVELS... I was talking to one of my internet friends and he sent me 3 links with the name only labeled killing stalking. I said to this dude "what's this shit?" He giggled and said "Just read it  and make sure NOBODY is around when your reading it." Then I thought it was some weird fan-fiction or some strange shit. But I read the first act and I was like "yooooo what the FUCK?" Then I continued and I was like "YOOOO." And then they entered the MOTHERFUCKING BASEMENT and I was like "yooOOOOOOooooo!!!" I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw. It was like Satan (me) had written a webcomic. Shit was so disturbing...Yet... YET I COULDN'T STOP READING IT!!! Then ACT TWO and it was like... "TWO OF THEM!! THOSE KIDS!!! YO!!! THOSE KIDS!!! And the girl saw them... And then she...YOOOOOO!!!!! THEN THAT KID TOOK THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" It was like your BITCH wanted to have SEX with you but she wanted to do something different and it was so fucked up and creepy!! You just KEEP READING IT!!!  And thats what I FUCKIN DID!!! The I read ACT THREE. THREE!!!! IT WAS THREEEE!!!! THREEEE!!! AND SANGWOO WAS HIS NAME!! SANGWOO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME!!! Oh my god!! I ain't goin to to heaven. So I just want to tell you all RIGHT NOW. DONT READ A WEBCOMIC CALLED KILLING STALKING!! DONT DO IT!! ITS LIKE.....SUCCUBUS!! REMEMBER WHAT IM SAYIN TO YOU!!