"Let me repeat that. A vagina. Should taste like a vagina."
Oh god I've been diagnosed bipolar
Whore over lore, any pronouns, owned and operated by a minor
I have ehlers-danlos syndrome. My shit hurts ALL THE FUCKING TIME IM LOSING MY MIND SOMETIMES MY MAN
- Where am I? I wish a wheelchair
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Stories by Fuck Tristan de Martel
- 4 Published Stories

Troublemaker || Emmett Cullen And...
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Where Valleri Labette meets Emmett Cullen and Rosalie Hale
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A Friend To Death | Marcus Volturi
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In which a girl dealing with her traumas finds out even more about the world she thought she knew
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Pyro - Esme and Carlisle Cullen
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Where the broken girl of Forks Washington finds the loves of her life.
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