it was a nice sunny day outside so i decided to put some slides on and walk my fish, but when i walked out of the window, it started snowing 🙄. So i put my goldfish in my pocket so i could go back in the house and eat it later. When i started walking to my house, a homeless dude asked me for some change and i was like "i don't got a change of clothes on me rn" and he got mad and threw his fucking dentures at me 💔. Moral of the story, always eat cheese itz instead of goldfish 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨.