@SparrowDreams_ (ah, look at that, janey!)
(another fine day, shining down on hussie's sweet sweet sburb)
(land of mounds and xenon and adventure...)
(god i love it!)
i begin every pesterlog with an apology
sorry that's the case, it's just english policy
probably the case with everything in honesty
i use 10 words when 2 would do honestly
i'm english! and that makes me unique!
at least i think so when i hear you speak
see, i used to have a boyfriend, when i got a little cocky,
like, "haha, jane jake shippers, i'd like to see you stop me!"
and sure enough... the ship had crumbled
now in every forum all the crack ships stumble
i'm rather glad really, it made me more humble
come and ask me what's my name, dear boy i wont mumble!
i'm english! i dont want to be fantastic
just adequate and if im nice its probably sarcastic
full of vigour and adventure, thats what i like to think!
if you can't take a joke, double pistols and a wink
i'm english! got some harley in me
a page of hope whose just a dope then you must be me
im english! like the words in a thicket, like,
crickey, blimey, shucks buster, wicked
i'm english! got some good friends behind me
like roxy, janey, cal, and dirk
so if you're down with the jakes then make some noise!
but... if you'd rather not... that's fine...
im ever so nice to the pets (gunshot)
and i know not to strife too hard
i'm inventive, accepting, eccentric, and yes
i suppose im a bit bizarre
but if you delight in monsters taken down
just because of the way they live
or you could feel bleak joy in a missed birthday
as the rain pours down on your ships
or you can watch 10 hours of aliens
without ever breaking your stride
or repress your emotions and passions
and bury them deep inside
then i've kept a room in a cramped treehouse
with a tv that only shows girls colored blue
and i have the keys right here...
i've been keeping them just for you
