I'mNotWeird

Name: This is the internet, why would I tell you that?
Location: What is this, how to get stalked?
About: Well, if you don't know where you are, I don't think I'm the one you should be trying to get help from. Try the nursing home staff, I hear they're very helpful.
Gender: *looks disgusted seeing only two options* Now that's just ignorant. It's the 21st century for goodness sake. At least have an 'Other' option.