I enjoy getting lost in my daydreams, to the detriment of my reality sometimes. Occasionally I write it all down.

I've just realised that if you search my pen name, you get the Facebook profile of a Dutch lady who seems to be into Calendar Girls style strategically-placed-objects-otherwise-nude photography. I'd like to stress that this is not me, and that I just shoved two names together so that I might remain largely anonymous. Whoops.

And because I get asked this a lot: yes, that is Una Stubbs (BBC Sherlock's Mrs Hudson) with me in my profile pic. She's the sweetest.