( ♯ ) 𝐣𝖆𝖈𝖔𝐛.𝐣𝖆𝖈𝐤.𝐣𝖆𝖈𝖔𝐛.

@internetroll ,
            /     ugh why is she still relevant rn 
            ew now she has no sense of humor how disgusting
            oh ew nvm that sounds gross 
            my mom said i didn’t have to do my homework packet because my brothers didn’t have to do theirs ahah 
            
            “ i don’t think your hair is basic :(( it’s cute . but it doesn’t have to be . but you tell me to shut up all the time :( . i’m not sad when i’m with you though :) . have you seen him ?? his hair always looks greasy , he probably uses an entire thingy of gel too . no it isn’t :( . wow , way to accuse me . fine , i guess i just won’t make you prettier than you already are , i’ll just braid my own hair :( . “ she huffed , patting his cheek again since he moved away before . “ mm , you’re kinda a bully , i dunno if i wanna kiss you . “

@ROMANT1CS 
            
            // ugh fucking please
            no she'd be like ' stop shut up thats not funny ' or some shit
            omg no it was really uncomfortable to feel warm blood sliding down my face ahaha
            omg fuck online classes
            
            "  yes  there  is  ,  it's  so  basic  :(  .  that's  the  point  .  telling  me  to  shut  up  is  super  mean  :((  .  when  she  always  be  sad  though  .  you  think  he  hasn't  showered  his  hair  in  months  ?  yeah  i  could  definitely  see  that  .  it  is  now  :)  .  wow  ,  way  to  kill  the  mood  .  but  it's  gonna  look  weird  in  the  front  .  "  he  insisted  back  ,  mocking  sadness  before  moving  away  from  her  little  cheek  pats  .  "  mm  ,  i  dare  you  to  .  "

@internetroll ,
            /     ugh she lowkey deserves it #cancelquinn’ssisterasap
            disown her literally tell her ‘ get out of my fucking house ’ B)
            omg wow how iconic bloody tingz 
            omg 
            
            “ there’s nothing wrong with your hair :( no it isn’t , i just don’t look at your hair specifically . you’re mean to me , shut up :(( . when i’m not in the mood to be sad and he’s trying to make me sad . because i don’t wanna touch just greasy e - boy middle part , that’s disgusting . thats not a word :) . wow , way to be subtle . but the back of your hair isn’t long enough , it’s easier this way . “ she insisted , giving him a small pout even though he couldn’t see it . she patted his cheek a little when he finally faced her , giving him a smile . “ mm , shut up before i kiss you again . “

@internetroll ,
            /     BUT THE HOES MAD I CANNOT #hatersaremymotivators
            ur welcome ahaha 
            have u not watched ianowt >:(
            hedgehog tingz 

@teenpoets
            
            //  I NEEDED TO SPICE IT UP FOR A CHANGE
            NO MY HATERS MOTIVATE ME
            omg yes ty
            u h what   ??????!? did one of them die or !!???? i’m —

@internetroll ,
            THE FACT THAT HOES MAD IS YOUR ICON IM
            STOP IT
            yes u can have one
            i named one banana wigglesworth in loving memory of the original banana wigglesworth 

@internetroll 
            (omg why tf u lyinnn <33)
            
            “Not allowed to skate? On the sidewalk? Just keep an eye out, is all I meant!” This situation really was stupid, he knew it was. The teen huffed a soft sigh and carded a hand through his blonde-tipped locks, trying to fix his hair. “Look, I’m sorry I got all pissed off and stuff,” he apologized, which was something quite foreign to him. The teenager didn’t really apologize for much, as it was simply part of his attitude and who he was. “And sorry if I did end up cracking your phone, alright?” 

@citydwellings
            
            //  as  i do c: omg no that’s urs , icon <33
            
            “  yes  !  oh  ,  so  i’m  supposed  to  look  out  for  skateboarders  randomly  in  the  morning  ??  you’re  probably  not  even  allowed  to  skate  here  !  “  he  defended  ,  growing  more  outraged  with  the  situation  .  it  was  so  /  stupid  /  .  he  looked  around  ,  relieved  to  find  his  phone  just  a  few  inches  away  .  he  wiped  it  of  grime  on  his  sleeve  ,  “  yeah  ,  you’re  lucky  your not  paying  for  my  phone  if  it  cracked  .  “

@internetroll 
            (grr if u insist >:c it’s v not coot doe, urs is cuter <33)
            
            “/My/ fault? Are you dense?? If you weren’t staring at your phone when I came around the corner, I wouldn’t have slipped to try and avoid you and this situation wouldn’t have happened!” All in all, while this situation was annoying to begin with, he was having a bad day and that only set him off further. Joey only briefly brushed himself off, not too concerned with if he had a little bit of dirt on his pants. “Coulda’ been worse.” 

@internetroll ,
            /     wow that’s a mood 
            i might just eat soap tonight 
            
            “ but i have such a cute voice , are you sure you want me to shut up :) ? no , i meant like , would you be mad if i didn’t remember ? i’m not gonna forget , my baby is gonna turn 17 :( . but you just said we weren’t bros ?? i asked you out months ago thinking we were bros but turns out we weren’t . i was kidding , why do i want a new boyfriend when i have the cutest one right here :) ? like , you might just be the most handsome boy i’ve ever met . “ she scooted a little closer to him , despite the fact that they were already very close and there was little space between them . bennie wasn’t much of an extrovert either , but she did miss her friends from time to time when she wasn’t so distracted by jacob . she had a feeling her dad was probably pissed by how much she was staying with jacob , but she hardly thought about it anyways . “ no thanks , i’m already stuck in quarantine with you , i don’t wanna be snowed in with you — kidding , again . but i asked you for a kiss and you didn’t wanna kiss me ?? how rude . c’mon , it can be just a peck . “

@ROMANT1CS 
            
            //  no im sad and bored as hell man
            
            "  you  shut  up  >:(  .  would  i  be  mad  if  you  remember  my  birthday  ??  no  ?  then  that  just  shows  that  you're  listening  .  no  ,  you  did  since  i  obviously  thought  we  were  bro  status  when  i  never  heard  a  thing  .  i  ain't  lying   ,  you  were  just  about  get  a  new  boyfriend  ,  don't  even  lie  .  "  he  says  ,  betrayed  yet  words  fairly  mumbling  with  planting  a  kiss  on  her  head  .  he  never  had  any  crazy  thoughts  ,  considering  he  was  never  and  never  will  be  an  extrovert  but  he  thought  of  probably  just  pirating  animal  crossing  onto  his  computer  for  his  and  bennie's  sake  .  even  for  how  smart  he  is  ,  he  would  never  be  able  to  figure  out  this  stupid  government  lockdown  is  going  to  last  .  "  hmm  ,  i  bet  we'll  see  more  snow  first  ,  miss  corona  is  fucking  with  us   .  when  you  love  her  but  she''d  be  too corona  -  ed  to  kiss  and  doesn't  care  :(   .  "

@internetroll ,
            /     that made no sense r u okay 
            ewww imagine doing online work
            what are they gonna do ?? fail me ? 
            
            “ you’re no fun , shut up . uhhh , would you be mad if i did though :) ? maybe it’s on my calendar . so you’re saying you led me on this entire time since i thought we were bros ? bro , if one of us was playing the other , you would be playing me — don’t even lie . “ she huffed quietly , not bothering to pull her hand away in mock frustration with him . it was a little irritating to see so many people not social distancing — their health was on the line and their only excuse was that they were young and wouldn’t get it . at the end of the day though , she was just glad at least her and jacob were staying inside for the most part . “ yeah , that tops it , if i do say so myself . are my lips not soft enough for you :( ? when i love him but he doesn’t wanna kiss . “

@internetroll ,
            /     ewwe cashews :gag:
            have u tried not being sad :0 

@romanticteens
            
            //  cuz  they’re yummie but i ate them all :( i can’t help it sis :(( omg pls

@internetroll ,
            /     why cashews specifically >:(
            also don’t be sad :(( pls i’ll try to make it better w fluff 

@internetroll 
            
            Bellamy rolled his eyes playfully and gave a soft chuckle, hands still hidden within his pockets. “Yeah, /maybe/ I missed you, but there’s no definitive answer behind that,” he joked, moving to sit down on the ground beside the brunette. “Of course I was worried. You’re, like, a super awesome person and I’d hate to lose touch with you just like that. Maybe I can get your number? It’d make contacting you a hell of a lot easier.” He continued to listen intently as Jacob carried on, not one word slipping past his ears. The red-haired teenager simply smiled towards the end of it, giving a soft, playful ‘aww’. “Is it? Well, I’m glad I could help you be not-bored. I’m glad to hear you’ve been alright. I don’t gotta kick someone’s ass for you, right?” 

@WlNTERFlRE
            
            “  only  three  months  ?  it  feels  like  it’s  been  a  whole  year  .  i’m  just  ,,  really  glad  we  met  up  here  ,  i’ve  missed  you  .  “  and  that  was  honestly  nothing  but  the  truth  .  having  someone  as  joyful  and  lively  as  bellamy  around  was  a  whole  lot  of  fun  .  he  made  jacob  laugh  and  made  most  of  the  smiles  appear  on  his  face  and  he  couldn’t  believe  that  guy  was  standing  in  front  of  him  ,  three  months  later  in  all  his  glory  .  “  oh ?  that’s  awesome  !  but  that  does  suck  ,  i  wish  i  had  something  to  do  to  pass  the  time  back  then  .  aww  , you  missed  little  ol’  me  too  ?  “  he  chuckled  .  he  was  glad  bellamy  had  just  taken  some  kind  of  road  trip  out  of  derry  and  not  moved  for  the  rest  of  his  life  .  he  would  regret  shit  so  heavily  if  the  two  really  lost  contact  just  like  that  .  “  you  were  worried  ?  so  was  i  but  i  guess  i  don’t  have  any  evidence  to  know  that  you  move  a  lot  ,,,,  me  ?  ah  ,  fine  —  family’s  still  same  old  and  it’s  just  been  boring  as  hell  but  i  guess  that’s  changed  now  .  “

@internetroll 
            
            “Three months, I think... Way too long either way.” Bellamy’s smile was rather bright, especially upon receiving a reaction like that from the other teen. He stopped when he was a couple feet from the Thrombey boy, partly wanting to give him a hug but still unsure if Jacob would allow him to do so, to which he left the thought be for now. “I’m really good, actually...! Been really fucking bored and busy lately, and I wasn’t in Derry for about a month and a half but now I’m back. I’m not gonna lie though, I really missed you.” He rocked back and forth on his heels slightly as he spoke, biting down on his lower lip just seconds later. This reunion just made his day so much better, because he wasn’t lying when he said that he really did miss Jacob while he was gone — and honestly, he was a little worried that he’d get back to find that the brunette and his family would’ve moved out of Derry and to somewhere better. “Was a little worried you’d be gone by the time I came back, because I know you and your family travel quite often, but I’m really glad to see you again. How about you, how have you been?”

@internetroll 
            
            (SKDNEKDEN IT’S OKAY BBY YOU’RE FINE
            
            I’M ON IT RN AIDNEKDNWI)

@WlNTERFlRE
            
            //  OMFG  YES YESYES ABSOLUTELY 
            SORRY THIS WAS SO LATE

@internetroll 
            
            (AGREED OMG
            CAN I PLS DROP A LIL REUNION STARTER)

@shortskirtsandtramua
            
            //  oh  ! sure , absolutely !