Just a quirky department store 😂🤣😘😉🤥🤠🤡🤓😲😭😧😱😎
Wanna make the world a better place ❤❤🌍🌎🌏🦂
I'm 🤔:
• #RELATABLE
• A Business
• An Evil Empire
• A successful company
Life Goals 😋:
• Help you save money
• Help you live better
• Bleed you dry of all your money
• Provide low-income families with things they need
• Devour your soul
• Destroy your will to live
• Be the absolute BEST me I can be!!!
Things I Have:
• The coolest Toys
• The latest Electronics
• Apparel for everyone!
• Stuff for Babies 👶
• Sporting Goods, Hardware, and all your Automotive needs!!
• The blood of the devil
• Cool things for Crafts and Celebrations!
• FOOD!!!! 😍😲🍇🍉🍎🍌🍍🥓🧀🥐🥒🍱🍲🍳🥘🍢🍜🍢🍚🍧🍥🍨🎂🍭🍰🥂🍸🥃🍷🍵🏺🍽🔪🍴🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔫🔫🔫
• The lowest prices!!!!!! 💸💸💰💲
Things I Love:
• The customers!!! 👦👧👨👩👴👵👶👱👮👲👳👷👸🤴💂🕵🎅🤶👰🤵👼💆💇🙍🙎🙅🙆💁🤷🙋🤦🙇🙌🙏🗣👤👥🤰🚶🏃👯💃🕺🕴👫👬👭💏👩❤️💋👨👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️👨💑👪👨👩👧👦👨👩👦👨👩👦👦👨👨👧👨👩👧👧👨👨👦👨👨👧👦👩👩👧👦👨👨👧👧👩👩👧👩👩👦👩👩👦👦👩👩👧👧
• Taking selfies for my insta!!! 🤳
• money
• making children cry
• Spark 🎇 Challenges!!
• playing terrible music over the PA
• Old people ❤👴👵
Follow me if you love low prices and sacrificing the souls of young children to Satan!! 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
I'm not actually Walmart. This is obviously a joke. Walmart, pls dont sue me
- burning in Hell
- JoinedNovember 24, 2018
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