Eh, it's Jake Mason here!

Jake Mason the gay son-of Hephaestus

To the mortals; You Shall Not Pass

To the demigods; welcome :)

I'm a son of Hephaestus, from cabin 9

I get injured real easy, and I'm head councillor ;)

I like fire, welding and building cool stuffs

I'm about as straight as Leo's hair.

My dad is the best Olympian father, by far! No awful haikus *Will groaning in background*, isn't a totally sleaze *Thalia and Jason coughing*, didn't get me a zombie butler *slapped by Nico*, isn't a total douche *cough* Mr. D *cough* and Poseidon is--nah, Poseidon is pretty perfect.

They say two people of opposite genders who aren't siblings can't be in the same cabin ;) *runs to go find someone to drag in*