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one hundred bottles of wine on the wall
one hundred bottles of wine
take one down, pass it around
now there's none because zeus found out i had alcohol 😠
So yes, I'm Dionysus. Patron of grapes, wine, madness, parties, the feeling of ecstasy, and theater. My admin loves theater, but can't be in it. Don't call me "wine dude"; Mr. D is fine, because most of you mortals are too stupid to spell- or pronounce- my name right.
Admin: @shootforthemoon- aka livy
besties (so far, anyway):
Hazel - @itsyametaldetector
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Stories by itsyawinedude
My Favorite Things
"When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I feel sad, I simply remember my favorite things and then...
My Opinion on Ships
Title, I guess? I'll tell you that the admin does a *lot* of screeching.
Yay or Nay?
Give me an object or person or something and I'll tell you whether I like it or not.