one hundred bottles of wine on the wall
one hundred bottles of wine
take one down, pass it around
now there's none because zeus found out i had alcohol 😠

So yes, I'm Dionysus. Patron of grapes, wine, madness, parties, the feeling of ecstasy, and theater. My admin loves theater, but can't be in it. Don't call me "wine dude"; Mr. D is fine, because most of you mortals are too stupid to spell- or pronounce- my name right.

Admin: @shootforthemoon- aka livy

besties (so far, anyway):
Hazel - @itsyametaldetector