Hello, friends (stole that from Safiya Nygaard). I'm Evelyn, or itzalpacas. Call me either.
I'm a girl. Right? Yeah. Probably.

 I'm a really big fangirl. And I'm not ashamed of it. 
Things I love:
~Alpacas
~Harry Potter
~Maze Runner (Death Cure was AMAZING.)
~Hunger Games
~Divergent
~Riverdale
~Shane Dawson, PopularMMOs, Gabbie Hanna, JennXPenn
~ Taylor Swift, Dua Lipa, Halsey
~A few more things.

Things I Hate:
~People.
~Homophobes. If you are one, LEAVE. 

My old account was hacked. So I made this one. Felt like you needed to know that.

I need a "beware" sign on me at all times. 

I kinda hate everything so I'm sorry in advance.

I love Taylor Swift tho.

I'm gay. If that WASN'T obvious. I have a huge crush on SSSniperwolf and I don't care who knows it. I have a tendency to like straight girls. I even dated one for a while. 

IF YOU JUDGE ME FOR:
~being gay
~cussing
~being a girl
~not being supermodel skinny
~any of my mental illnesses (heh)
~my bad writing
~loving Taylor Swift
~being a fangirl
~being weird
~being semi smart
~being myself

THEN I WILL:
~punch you
~find you
~kill you
~hurt you
~make you wish you weren't alive
~torture you
~spread true rumours
~tell everyone how shitty you are
~do many other things to you.

That goes for my friends as well (Wattpad and irl) They are important to me.

Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are fruits. Wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad.

You are not the opinion of someone who doesn't know you. - Taylor Swift

I'll follow back. But only if I really like you.
I'm always up for new friends. DM me if you want to get to know eachother.

Someday...
I'll visit London
I'll start a YouTube channel
I'll be semifamous
I'll get married to a nice girl. Because as you know, I'm into girls.

So... how are you? I'm awkward. And creepy. Really creepy in some situations.