Hey hey, I'm Izzy, I'm 15 and im Aussie.
Don't let the Giraffes fool you, they are just hiptser props, i DO NOT live in Africa.
Go a head and read my amazing stories, you'll love it, i just know

THE ULTIMATE JOKES... just to make your day a little bit happier :D

1.  A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

2.  ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

thats it for me.... IM OUT

find me on pretty much any social networking etc with the username @izzysmith0 
ciao now....