Why hello there... *spins in chair* my name is Kendra. You can call me anything you want... Even Asian.
*laughs hysterically* Any way. Lets get down to business.

Hey. So yeah. I am a girl... If you couldn't tell by my name... I am what people call "weird"... But they use many other words for it... Like freak or weirdo... Creep. But who hasn't? I like the color red, purple and black. I love pizza!!!!!! But the weird part is, I eat the cheese off first... *raises eyebrow*

Here are some bands... You know... That I like. Nirvana, the doors, sublime, franz Ferdanand, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, the smiths, botdf, the Beatles, system of a down, David Bowie, you know...

TV SHOWS!!!!!! Adventure time, family guy, how I met your mother, Seinfeld, and MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!

(Also, there is a little kid show called Small potatoes, and I love that too... Don't judge broseph...)
(Ps, really go look them up and your life is complete)

Here are some extras you should know about me. *throws Twinkie at your head*
I hate wearing socks, I love squishables, mustaches are awesome, I eat sweet pickles, I love to dye my hair, I am an artist and photographer, I mentally date the joker, I live in my room 24/7, I have no life what-so-ever, I am good at doing impressions of cartoons (example. Rugrats) I am 5'3... 0~O... Um... Meh... Erp... Ugh... Oh yeah... I watch pewdiepie, I play tons of Xbox, I act like a little kid most of the time, um yeah.

Batman!!!!!!!!!

Unicorns and llamas!!!!!! 

Also, some people who inspire me... James dean, jim morrison, heath ledger, Kurt cobain, Marilyn Monroe, and Janis Joplin.... They may all be dead, but they inspire me to be me...

Well, jump on in this business, and you know... Eat tacos...

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