I still remember the third of December, me in your sweater
You said it looked better on me than it did you
Only if you knew how much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as she
Walks by What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better Wish I were
Heather Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But how could I hate her?
She's such an angel
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Walks by What a sight for sore eyes
Brighter than the blue sky
She's got you mesmerized while I die
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But you like her better I wish I were
Heather I wish I were Heather (Oh, oh) Wish I were Heather
Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester But you like her better
Wish I were...
