-𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝-

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𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝕙𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟.
𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑡.
𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤 𝑖𝑡.

ʸᵒᵘ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ʲᵒʰⁿ ʷᵃᵗˢᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ˢᵃᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡⁱᶠᵉ

-𝒾 𝒹ℴ𝓃'𝓉 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓋ℯ 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓈𝒽ℯ𝓇𝓁ℴ𝒸𝓀 𝒽ℴ𝓁𝓂ℯ𝓈-

@sherlockscuppatea and i solve crimes together. i blog about it and he forgets his pants (and of course you're my friend, you idiot)

@irenescupoftea: no, i'm not jealous because i'm not gay

@mycroftscupoftea: no, i'm sorry, i haven't seen sherlock or your umbrella. and what the hell are you even doing here? you have to reign a whole country

@lestradescupoftea: thank you for reading my blog! oh and by the way, do you have a case for sherlock? he's shooting the wall again...

@MrsHudsonscupoftea: i know, not our housekeeper, but could you please get me some tea? my leg is hurting

@moriartyscupoftea: whatever you want, sherlock's not here