Wanna gun ør fun?

I'm a wild card in yøur crøwd øf queens!

"Hellø ladies hit me up!"

Need a smile? Or my love spidey? 
Cable do you need some magnets along with attention?
Sis do you love me?!

Hey EVERYONE I'M DEADPOOL. PLEASE ENJOY MY WORDS OF WISDOM AS I AM THE MAN WITH THE MOUTH. I LOVE and can HATE. BUT I can't despise. Be dead or alive (they pay double for alive. Good luck catching me) NOW GIVE ME ATTENTION. A man can drive himself crazy talking to himself for *counts fingers* years.