*calls you but you don't answer* Hey Deadpool. It's Veronica. Just calling and telling you I'm okay. Call me back when you have the chance. Thanks and talk to you later bye. *hangs up*
Why die alone when you have me in your head? Or is it the other way around before or after the thanos war? Or how people say deadpool went crazy from the soldier projects? Wow that was some gooooodddd times. But also someone has to do right and know from wrong. Your sweet to say. No stop it! Oh.....alright....mhm...well fuck you pal! *hangs up* oh hey message board! Good news and bad news wattpad turned against us! And good news is I have no clue to fixthat but we should complain! Like when they did when the cancelled my favorite show. It was replaced from static to a different channel. I could just be seeing it differently of the hole in my head. I'll be quite now.
*deadpool make the corspes talk*
Robber 1,"Who thought it was a good idea to give deadpool a gun?"
Robber 2,"Cause he is cool."
Robber 3,"he is my hero."
Deadpool,"YOU GGGGUUUUYYYSSSS."