Hello, loves! I’m Jorden. I’m a sophomore and I live in Tennessee. I no longer refer to myself as being 14, but “turning 15 this month.” Because I totally am. Oh, and yes, those are my real glasses. Let’s see… I have a Shih-Tzu named Mitzie, and she’s very, very stupid. But she’s pretty legit. I love John Mayer, the Hunger Games trilogy (TEAM PEETA), and Spongebob Squarepants. In fact, I could recognize almost any Spongebob quote you throw at me. I wish I still watched it, but I’m always too lazy to change the channel to Nickelodeon. Plus, they have really stupid shows now.

I recently found out that I’m the number one French 1 speaking student in Tennessee, and number four in the country. (Bragbragbragbragbrag.) Singing, writing, making videos, and doing absolutely nothing of any real substance are things you might find me doing when I’m not connected to the Internet. But of course, I often hyperventilate when the Internet is down.

I’m not a very deep person, although being a writer, deep stuff always comes to me but never actually applies to my life. I’m actually quite silly. Random. Bonkers, if you will. My mind is hypersensitive because of this, and I obsess over stuff quite easily. Songs, books, people. This started in sixth grade; brought on by the cultureshock of being in public school for the first time.

But I’m pretty legit. I hope I am. Bahahaha.