No <3

apple watches are scary. that’s a public announcement-

not me casually returning to wattpad just to check my notifs before leaving again-

i watched luca because everybody said it was gay (and a good movie) and i was not disappointed

Weird thoughts that i had at 3 am - Brought to you by my undiagnosed adhd :D
          So you know those dna test things? the ones where you send a part of yourself to see who your ancestors are? If you cut off your arm and sent it to them, it would work the same way, wouldn’t it? maybe even better :0

Bro I don’t open my notifications on wattpad for one day, and I get 54-

I have six scars, two of which were from being stupid as a toddler (I split my head open on the edge of a dresser, and then again a few years later on a metal lamp post), and four of them from when I was being stupid as a child. (Stabbed myself with a pencil, scratched two fat mosquito bites so hard that I took off the bump, and left a scar that looks like a piece of dirt.)

also on a completely different note, this may sound weird but if you say good boy to a dog, can it technically be classified as a praise kink?

so the other day, me and my friends were talking about dsmp, and at one point i asked them what character i’m like. they all said ranboo. i’ve never been more proud of them.

LISTEN UP!
          If you’ve read the hunger games, you probably know who gale is. 
          If so, you need to listen to this.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          HES A SELF ABSORBED DICK AND IF YOU LIKE HIM MY RESPECT FOR YOU JUST DROPPED FASTER THAN MY GRADES-
          
          /j /j /j

American food is literally just soaking everything in grease and calling it American-