Honestly, I feel like my username speaks more volumes about me than I ever could, but anyways. 

I could genuinely be your modern day sleeping beauty, except I don't get the hots for strangers I meet in the woods (I would run in the opposite direction) nor am I dumb enough to stick my finger on a spinning wheel needle and fall asleep. 

I'll go to sleep willingly, any time, anywhere. No spiky items necessary.

Let's just not even get started on the sarcasm part of that. 

I'll be updating every Friday. Mostly.