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Me: yeah I have like seven personalities
          Some bitch: is your stupidity one of your personalities
          Me: I don't know is your father one of you hallucinations
          This actually happened an all my friends were like omg did she just say that and I was like yes I did bitch

You know how when people bully people they sometimes dump water on their heads if your planning to do that don't....... Use glitter instead. That shits not coming out double points of its one of the gallon bottles and you get most of it in there hair.

I gonna start a new work were I show you gays how I make my paintings and the process go check it out!

OMG HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THE NEW PARASITE THAT HIDES IN MEAT AND CAN CAUSE LIGMA!!!

EVERYONE LOOK UP HANDS MAN RIGHT NOW TRUST ME IT WILL BE THE BEST THING YOU EVER READ ABOUT

Hey girlie!!! Just gonna let you know you can rant to me if you need to :) 
          
          I saw your profile and thought I'd let you know.... So yeah. 
          
          Bye :D

Evaporation is a part of condensation witch is a combination of friction and personification but we still need confirmation that this is not our imagination and we really are one nation under a gas staition because this motion is a vision causing us to not function in taking a lesson on a minion and I don't care about your opinion Don't ask a question about the proportions you pigeon you're not on a mission on a mountain because you only have a fraction of my faction you Sucllion

If I can get to 200 followers in 3months than I will do a voice reveal

I just told a random kid that he has better chances of seeing the Easter bunny than he dad coming back with the milk

Thick girls are fucking hot and you can't change my mind