Hey, I'm Jake from Statefarm! 

Okay, I'm actually not...but...it sounds better than Jake Woodlynn. 

I'm also known as Colby Brock, do you know me? Do I know you?
What are you doing here? Are we friends?

I'm guessing you know a lot about me, stalkers.

So....

People I know:
@TheQueenDarcy
@ShawnMendesOffic (he's an alien! how cool is that?!)
Other Humans..

Single: Sadly, yes.
Crushing: Nope, I just got here.
Taken: I think you should know.
Sexuality: Does it mater?
(Straight)

Bye-bye!

// admin of @TheQueenDarcy
// note from admin: please don't ask for a follow back, it gets annoying