I might turn out to be a 100 year old hag, kidnapping children to have a miniature version of my own Hansel and Gretel or the kind lady who hands out apple pies to tweens every week for no reason. Though, in reality it's probably just a teenager who loves to fool around with words because she will probably go nuts if she doesn't but the trouble is that she unknowingly rambles a ton.

Anyway, now that you're here, you should check out the only piece of flawed literature I have gathered enough courage to publish. 

 *drum rolls*

 Stars of Asphodels :)