//scroll down for the best thing i have ever written (my bio from 2016)

hello! I am kathe and the last time i was on this app was before the great plague. If you wanna chat, just hit me up on twitter at @ mandolinearts. 

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Hitchhiker on the highway that cuts through spacetime, fear not. I'm not a serial killer, or a smuggler, not even a Jedi. The fact that there are 'wanted' flyers with a different name under my photo scattered throughout the galaxy must be a mistake.

Or is it... But do you really want to know?

Not many people can get you as close to Earth as I can. We're going to make a quick stop at Douglas III., I need to say hello to an old friend of mine. After that will the ship's navigation computer, princess Allura, open a wormhole and we should be passing by the Artemis base on the Moon at around five in the afternoon. I hope you'll manage to find your own way from there. I'll continue on - I still have some work to do. You'll send my greetings to the ice skaters, won't you?

So, come on board, time's wastin. I can put some music on, or I can tell you the story of how i managed to wind up with those burned ends of my hair that you keep staring at. Your choice. You can call me Kathe, if you feel that names are necessary.