I did it folks, They got their eyes on me... I am on Wattpad's wanted list. I managed to tick off the Wattpad denizens to the point that I'm banned almost immediately after publishing a story. It's time for me to part ways with the site, I have fulfilled my glorious purpose.
To those who reported me, engulf by meaty spunk bottle and to those who supported my crap throughout, I thanketh thee dearly. If you want to reread, head to my A03 instead.
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- JoinedFebruary 7, 2022
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I've fallen to the urge. I can't stop myself from writing and publishing another story lol. Enjoy it while it lasts.View all Conversations
Stories by kenlestations
- 3 Published Stories

Patrick's Spongy Valentine : Spong...
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The Krusty Krab is celebrating Valentine's Day and Patrick Star wants to participate in the event for some lo...
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Kentucky Pride Dickin: KFC x Burge...
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To keep up with the fast food game, Colonel Sanders of KFC forms an alliance with the Burger King, and they s...
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Greatest Night in the History of T...
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Who'd have guessed that Chris Rock's simple joke would lead to a passionate confrontation with fellow actor W...