Ever seen a group of guys horsing around and being obnoxious, idiotic, and a pain to deal with?
Now multiply that by cancer, and you've got me.
Dangit, I can't nail down a single Abridged Kirito quote for my life.

Dual-credit college civic classes are gonna molest me, Physics & Anatomy and Physiology will destroy my brain, College Stats and Trig will appear in my nightmares, 2-hr conditioning soccer runs leaving me dieing, hours spent sliding my hand up and down an electric bass being a rock god, banging my legs on hurdles running in a school hallway to losing my dignity, and SNOW to make my life even more miserable

How am I still sane with all this?

Procrastinating by reading, hopping online with the homies, doomscrolling, and the never-ending offensive jokes that vary by mood.
One reason to grow up: play some drinking games on Roblox

If you want to get into other devious shenanigans in Discord (mostly online if school isn't a killer [I will not be online; school is killing me]), leave a message.
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