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“I like your story—no, wait—
I LOVE your story.
I’m emotionally invested, spiritually attached, and mentally unwell because of it.
Love you, author. You have no idea what you've done to me.
I read one chapter and now I’m pacing my room like a Victorian ghost waiting for my lover to return from war.
WHERE. IS. THE. NEXT. CHAPTER?!
My crops are dying. My skin is dull. My dog is judging me.
My Wi-Fi cried when it realized the chapter ended.
I’ve re-read the last sentence 47 times like it’s going to magically extend itself.
Please, dear chaotic genius, bless us unworthy mortals with the next chapter before I start writing fanfiction of your unfinished fanfiction.
Yes, I’m that obsessed.
Patiently (but not really),
Your No.1 emotionally unstable fan
(who may or may not have set a reminder to stalk your updates daily)
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Please update "sickness & health"