America's favorite fighting Frenchman

...You have no jams. #gotNAM-ROASTED
          *flicks sunglasses down, wearing my SWAG shirt*

PENTATONIX YASS SLAYYY

hamilton

Lin-Manuel Miranda is my dad and no one can tell me other wise! The next person to ask me what I'm listening to with my earbuds is going to get the whole goddamn plot of Hamilton

That depends whos asking
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          Sorry im Hamilton trash

I am going to write a new story that is an original. If you guys want me to port it on Wattpad it is posted and let me know If I should post updates on here. https://www.wattpad.com/story/104772916

Me: Are you a top or a bottom?
          You: I don't have a bunkbed

You: is something burning?
          Me: just my desire for you babe ;)
          You: Riley the oven is on fire

Me: *paints the walls*
          You: Riley...you have painted these walls for days.
          Me: I HAVE PROBLEMS.

Me- I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL!
          Me-  THE PEOPLE ALL SUCK, EVERYONE'S A JERK, I WANNA GO HOME AND LAY IN BED
          Me [Bundled up in bed]- THE INCIDENT IS OVER BUT MY BODY STILL ISNT READY
          Me- I DON'T WANT TO BE AWAKE, I DON'T WANT TO BE AWAKE!
          Me [on the bus]- But here I am, heading to school