🖇 al .

I love your username.
          
          Okay that's all bye

I now just have a random bowl of fake blood...
          how must i dispose of this without looking likr a period or a murder scene, and in the meantime, what do i do with it

oh hey

`/  so um

Wow... it's been forever.
          
          Hey, Wattpad! How are you all today! I've been chilling on stardew valley and tumblr a lot, lmao

ily no homo

hi, i'm open to becoming anyone's wattpad mother/father/guardian - i honestly don't give a fuck.
          
          i can offer tea, sweets, memes, and fics of your faves written specifically for you!

there you are smh

" i - i don't r - really know what i - i'm doing here ,  but ,  uhm . . .  hi ,  i - i guess . . . "
          
          
          【 aHEM .  hi alex ,  i have a kamitodo next gen account now .
          -- cal 】

hi.
          how are you today?
          
          drink some water,
          post that really cute selfie you took,
          take some time for yourself,
          i care about you.
          have a nice day/night.
          no, actually,
          have a great year.