❝ I trained in monologues! Not poetry! ❞	

Tomato, She/Her. I scribble love stories as a hobby, and they always end with a "happily ever after". My favorite is Regency romance, but I have been known to dabble in fantasy and mystery from time to time. I hope that I'll write a story you enjoy! :D <3

My profile name 'the Disreputable Dog' is one of my favorite characters from the Old Kingdom series, by Garth Nix. My username is referencing a really goofy B-movie spoof from the 70s. 

I like to collect lots of stories so you can browse my reading lists like a bookshop or the library. If you're in the mood, I hope you find a new favorite read! Check out "Hidden Gems" for some of my favorites that you may not have heard of.

Have a great day!  
✌️Tomato