❝ I trained in monologues! Not poetry! ❞	

Tomato, She/Her. I scribble love stories as a hobby, and they always end with a "happily ever after". My favorite is Regency romance, but I have been known to dabble in fantasy and mystery from time to time. I hope that I'll write a story you enjoy! :D <3

My profile name 'the Disreputable Dog' is one of my favorite characters from the Old Kingdom series, by Garth Nix. My username is referencing a really goofy B-movie spoof from the 70s.

I like to collect lots of stories so you can browse my reading lists like a bookshop or the library. If you're in the mood, I hope you find a new favorite read! Check out "Hidden Gems" for some of my favorites that you may not have heard of.

Have a great day!
✌️Tomato
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  • JoinedMarch 26, 2015


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killertomatoes killertomatoes Dec 13, 2025 10:59AM
Posted the first chapter in a little Regency story! Letitia Sharpe mistakes famous novelist Lord Pemberton's secretary for Lord Pemberton himself- and begs him to protect her from her odious guardian...
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An Affair of Deceit by killertomatoes
An Affair of Deceit
When Letitia Sharpe is pursued by her odious guardian, coerced to give him her hand in marriage, she flees to...
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The Wolf's Bride by killertomatoes
The Wolf's Bride
1845, London, All Hallows Eve. Rowena Hargrave is the darling of London's high society, and the belle of her...
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