kingspadeshusband

happy valentine’s day <3

kingspadeshusband

i made a rundown of my story if anyone is interested :) sorry it’s kinda dumb but i’m not a writer
          
          
          
          PAPERTRAIL
          
          
          Twin siblings Ticket and Ricky have always been very close, along with the rest of their family. While that only included their five other siblings and their mother, everyone in this group of freaks stuck together as best they could in their own lives. 
          
          Ticket, a laid-back party boy who never seemed to be fully conscious at any given time, was a mediator to his more hyperactive sister, Ricky, an energetic cowgirl who never learned how to keep her mouth shut. 
          
          At some point, letters started infiltrating the family’s mailboxes, including cryptic messages with no sender nor return address. Concern started to build once the papers started including dates, locations, and their names. Ricky opted to minding their business, while Ticket wanted to find out the meaning behind it all. 
          
          When their mother, Div, asked them to visit a listed area for her, they learned the sweet old woman had been collecting all of them, but always deflected when questions were asked. The eldest sibling, Flicker, a pessimistic vampire with an affinity for nicotine, made them realize of the weight of the situation when they seemed frightened themself. 
          
          Both of them wanted to know more, to keep their family safe, and to keep each other safe. But it’s clear that Div and Flicker know more then they’re letting on, and by exploring deeper into this situation, the twins will learn that the reality of this family is more than they’d ever known. 

LightertheSimp

@kingspadeshusband NUH UHHH THIS ISNT DUMB IM EATINF THIS
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kingspadeshusband

THIS IS DUMB but i’ve been working on this for like 2? 3 years now? not entirely sure but it’s something that means a lot to me so i wanted to share:3
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kingspadeshusband

another headcanon :)
          
          rouxls’ body is made of like a goop substance, he can “melt” kinda if he gets embarrassed/flustered, king and queen have been making bets on who can make him melt with the least amount of effort. ex: 
          
          Queen throws 50 dark dollars on the table. “I Could Do It In One Word”
          
          King matches it. “I could do it with none.”
          
          (spoiler.. they both succeeded)

kingspadeshusband

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random ass headcanon 
          
          rouxls is a major cuddler (in both a platonic and romantic sense!) he will cling to anyone with body heat. he’s cold blooded so he’s always very cold. 
          
          spades is basically an industrial fucking heater (big boy hamster man = warm) and queen can be an industrial heater if desired (built in heating system). rouxls just latches onto either of them and will likely fall asleep
          
          this is stupid but like they mean everything to me. leave me alone

kingspadeshusband

@LightertheSimp HOORAY MY INFLUENCE IS SPREADING
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LightertheSimp

@kingspadeshusband theyre kinda growing on me thanks to you ,,/pos
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LightertheSimp

@kingspadeshusband THATS MY OOMFIE'S SCRIMBLO TOO THOUGH...WHAT RHE HELL DO I DO..........
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kingspadeshusband

queen: Hey Look I Gave Lancer An Ipad
          
          lancer: ohio rizz freddy fazgyat fanem tax skibi grimace shake
          
          rouxls: is it too lateth to get an abortioneth
          
          lancer: lesser dad sigmapilled 

LightertheSimp

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Im gonna shit bricks
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bleepin_bloop

I apologize for this
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kingspadeshusband

i posted my king stuff on the deltarune reddit and i’m really glad that nobody noticed (or pointed out) the tops scars. i’ve already gotten passive aggressive comments about the hamster headcanon, i think i’d get mauled if they realized i transed his gender

kingspadeshusband

also it got to 1k upvotes???? somehow??????? king spade big naturals are too powerful 
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