When life gives you a lemon, make a hole in it and shove your dick in there.
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Stories by Cringe God
DA AMUZING TAILS OF CAESARS LEGON
DIS IS A GOOD BOOK! 100/1 LEGONEARIES AGRI!
"DIS HELPS MAH SLEEP" - CAESAR
"I CUMMED IT WAS SO...
