flower child<3

could we call balls cock key chains?

my county is literally abt to turn into riverdale wtf 
          
          TW: murder, breaking and entering, animal cruelty, guns
          
          
          
          
          a dude showed up at the place my brother works with a gun in his waistband (no holster or anything). The next day, a friend of mine was at our local Walmart when a dude showed up and pulled a gun out and started a fight. At some point, when im not really sure, but human remains were found 45 minutes away (and two blocks away from another one of my friends house). Then, two nights ago, He broke into 2 of one of my friends neighbor's houses and killed one of their dogs (this friend lives 15 minutes away from me). 
          
          yall i wanted my life to be like a tv show yes, BUT NOT THIS KINDA TV SHOW TF JUST GIMME SUPERPOWERS OR SUM SHIT-

am i the only one who lowkey loves giving head? just me? aight then