darling

c!wilbur's the type of guy to use his little brother to get free things
          
          (in a modern au) 

(on a srs note my mental health has been rlly bad lately and that's why it's taken me so long to finally write smth again sorry for making u guys wait so long) 

LISTEB MAN IT'S A LIL TOO FUN TO SPAM POSTS AND THEN DISAPPEAR AGAIN

guys olease i have barely been opening wattpad solely bc i am so very embarrassed of like more thwn half of my oenshots #alphamle

@b33srcool YESYES WE R PLATONIC HUSBANDS !! 

will come back w the most cheesy disgusting oneshot u have ever seen in ur entire lives. ty 4 your paitence (≡^∇^≡)

did u guys know that i am actually extremely cool & tall

gonna cry i love taylor swift sm

NO BC THEY TRIED TO CORRECT ME AFTER I CORRECTED THEM FOR BEING WRONG AND THAT JUST ISN'T RIGHT. I WAS RIGHT AND THEY WERE WRONG. 

see now i spent an embarrassing ampunt of tine arguing w someone who was def way younger than me on roblox but it was all worth it bc at the end they went "okay i'm wrong" and then i was free to log off & go on w my day and it was amazing