I literally copied and pasted this from: @liberatedWit so this is on her blurb About Herself. :)
(I'm posting this because it's funny. xD)
"Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm." ~ Anonymous
"I didn't do it! I swear! I plead the fifth, I have the right to do that! Right?" ~Me
"I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?" ~Anonymous
"Violence won’t solve anything…But it sure makes me feel good." ~Anonymous
"Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity." ~Anonymous
"Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..." ~Anonymous
"I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed." ~Anonymous
"Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?" ~Anonymous
“I’d insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn’t understand and if I tried to explain it to you, your brain might implode from information overload.” ~Anonymous
"If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression." ~Anonymous
"I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong." ~Anonymous
"Tell me .. Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?" ~Anonymous