From the archives of inhumane history
From the timeless depths of jerks worldwide
From the legends of Hercules, Perseus and other assholes
From the annals of being a straight-up annoying-ass son of a bitcoin 

We bring to yoooouuu
The omnipotent, ever-hatin' delinquent...

KARTIKAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY the crowd goes wild

Genius paper-scribbler, helluva storyteller, bumbling brute of a Bengali, word squasher, food smasher, vocab wiz, legendary goalkeeper, apocryphal basketballer and a zit-on-the-butt-of-life gamesperson, along with all-kinds-of-music lover, and also a sucker at science and thank god the papers are done, a history nerd, a lover of all things on screen, infatuated with any and every TV show, fan of the Lego Batman, a heat-seeking missile of a Marvel fan, ungodly lover of books of every kind, and more much more. 

Someone sick of the constant un-based and hella weak taunting of his friends- someone misunderstood- someone make worlds and tear worlds and drive lives to shit...

Hell yeah, Wattpad, that be me.

Hey guys!