Suddenly, the fish flopped around for approximately sixteen minutes. It demanded to be clapped for or it would talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk. "If he who she then goes why if shall it won't although. Can't by these if not can't be. Shall the if them when then shant? Won't they will not or if? Then that in they don't because will won't or can. If maybe won't possibly can't. Then, this will not won't." If there is still an audience, close the curtains and lock the doors. If not, proceed to dim the lights for four hours and welcome everyone in. Or out, depending. Therefore, the fish tunes the piano and plays the clock. Or hops into the bathtub, resulting in a baby fox. The fish then brushes the laundry and washes the hair products. The salt tries to swim away, but the fox eats a crow instead.
Son, never put salt in your eyes. Never put- always- never put salt- in - always- never put- always -always put salt in- in your- never - salt in your- always put salt in your- never- always put salt in your eyes. Always put salt in your eyes. Yea. Always put salt in your eyes.